After the droids have landed at Northwestern, they encounter Verity Fashion Show who scout them to join their charity fashion show.
“Meanwhile at Northwestern…”
Scene 1: Scout, C3PO, R2D2, random passerby
On the sheridan
C3PO: Excuse me, do you know where Obi Wan kenobi is?
Passerby: Who?
R2D2: white haired, wears a cloak, has a light saber?
Passerby: Sorry, I got to get to class…
In a building, tech>
C3PO: Excuse, do you know where Luke Skywalker is
R2D2: Tall, blonde, has a light saber?
Passerby: Dude, I got an engineering midterm in ten minutes...
At norbucks
C3PO: Excuse me, do you know where Luke Skywalker is?
R2D2: If you say you don’t know him, I WILL zap you.
Passerby: Sorry guys, I’m waiting for my tinder date right now, and if she sees me talking to a bunch of dorky droids, she would have the worst first impression of me. Leave, please?
Droids walk away
C3PO: The inhabitants of this planet are rather unfriendly. We must have gotten his coordinates wrong.
R2D2: Yeah, I doubt Luke’s here. We should get back to our spaceship.
Scout appears, sees the droids walking in weird robot way.
close up on scout’s face
Scout for Fashion Show: Guys, guys, guys wait up.
C3PO: Yes, may we help you?
Scout: You guys are perfect! How tall are you guys?
R2D2: one hundred eighty centimeters
C3PO: one hundred and ninety centimeters
Scout: What are you guys, Canadian? How tall are you in the US system of measurement?
C3PO: Our systems don’t operate on that unit of measurement
R2D2: Yeah where we come from, life is always below zero degrees… Celsius.
Scout: Yeah, yeah, it’s always belowe zero degrees here too… Fahrenheit. But whatever, anyone can tell you guys are perfect for our fashion show. Do you guys want to participate in Verity Charity’s annual fashion show? This year we are supporting the Alzheimer’s Association and 100 percent of our proceeds will go to Alzheimer’s research.
R2D2: I’m in!
C3PO: Wait no, shouldn’t we think about this more?
R2D2: I’ve already thought about it, my mental processes work at the speed of five hundred meters per second, remember??
C3PO: Oh my memory must be failing me.
Scout: yeah, you guys have no choice, you’re definitely participating in our show. Follow me!
Scout runs away, c3po and r2d2 look at each other and shrug, and follow her
Voice over
So two robots embark on a journey to fight evil, memory loss, and …
Dumb male models?
Zoom in on male muscular male models sitting in classroom
Scout is half sitting on table
Droids are in classroom with scout
Model 1: hey, how you doin
C3PO: Fine thank you very much!
Model 2: check out my biceps, I’m so swoll.
R2D2: What is this “swoll”
Model 2: you know, jacked
R2D2 and C3PO types in phone
C3PO: Our search engines are not returning any results.
Model 1: Seriously, dudes, it’s called URBANDICTIONARY.
R2D2: I think before you start utilizing urbandictionary, you should go read a normal dictionary first to ameliorate your vocabulary.
Male model 2: I’m not sure what you mean by that…
Male model 1: The droid might have just insulted us but I’m not sure either…
Scout: Guys, guys, you’ll have time to socialize later. I want to give you an introduction to our mission and this year’s charity. Basically Verity Fashion Show is an organization devoted to raising money for various charities, and every year we put on a fashion show where 100 percent ticket proceedsa are donated to that charity. This year’s charity is Alzheimer’s Association. Does anyone know what Alzheimer’s Disease or AD is?
Male model 2: Isn’t that what you get when you can’t concentrate for a long period of time, my doctor says I might have that.
C3PO: No that’s Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD.
R2D2: Alzheimer’s disease is a neurodegenerative disorder caused by abnormal secretion of amyloid by neurons and tau accumulation, which disrupts the cytoskeleton of neurons in the cerebral cortex, causing memory loss and dementia.
Male model: Whatever, bro.
Scout: No, not whatever, AD is a very serious disease that affects millions of people. So this show is a very important show, and we want to raise as much money as we can for Alzheimer’s research. So you guys have to do your best in walking and looking good for our sponsors.
Male model 1: no problem for us
Male model 2: maybe a problem for them. Points head to droids
C3PO: Why I am so offended!
R2D2: Eh whatever I wasn’t built to be a model, I was built to be a droid.
Scout: Don’t’ say such things! Any “tall” person or droid can be a runway model. All you have to do is strut like you mean it and be very attractive.
C3PO: So intelligence has nothing to do with it?
Scout: Um, no…
R2D2: we’re out. (gets up, c3po gets up)
Scout: hold on, hold on. Okay, I have an idea. We can incorporate a new theme for this year’s runway show. It can be “Battle of the force.” Whoever uses their mental force the most when they walk will be the winner of this year’s runway show.
C3PO: What’s the prize?
Scout: An airplane ticket to where you want to go!
R2D2: we’re in, sits back down
So the battle of the force is on…
Dance break
Setting: same classroom and peopel
Scout is half sitting on table
Scout: We’re just going to have a few questions for you before we start and a runway test walk. Male models, you may exit, the droids, you may stay.
Male model 1: We’re so going to win this.
Male model 2: like totally
(exit)
Scout: So, first question. Have you guys had any experience with modelling?
C3PO: Well when I was little, I used to model clothing for goldenbots.com
R2D2: I was in a TV commercial,
Scout: oh what did you do in it?
R2D2: I was a vacuum cleaner.
Scout: Oh, of course, that makes sense. So second question, and this is a very important one
(leans in)
Are you… a boy or a girl?
C3po: I cannot comprehend your meaning.
Scout: you know… do you have a hot dog or a bun?
R2D2: is this some sort of urban vernacular?
C3po: we should install the urbandictionary on our hard drives and look it up.
(takes phones out, googles hot dog and bun
c3po and r2d2 shows hot dog on phone screen:
r2d2: is this what you’re talking?
Scout: never mind… let’s move on. Show me your runway walk.
C3PO: Oh that’s easy. (robot walks)
R2D2: walks like a vacuum cleaner
Scout: …we’ll have to work on that… last question, or rather, task. I want you to use the force.
R2D2: can it be on anything we want it to be?
Scout: Sure.
(R2d2 whispers something in C3PO’s ear)
C3po: we’re ready
Scout: anytime now.
(they squint. Nothing happens.
Scout: anything?
Scout: wait I feel something
She looks around
Scout: what’s happening, is it an earthquake?
Scout; AHHH (falls off table that she was half sitting on onto floor)
R2D2 and C3PO high five (robot hi five)
End scene
Starat scene:
Opening video showing introductions of models (have like a picture or short video of each model introducing them
Stage name: Swoll
Hobbies: Benching
Stage name: Jacked
Hobbies: Pressing
Stage name: Golden Hammer
Hobbies: Painting myself gold
Stage name: Vacuum Cleaner
Hobbies: See stage name (what do you think??)
Fashion show time, in a classroom with chairs divided and space in middle , some sort of long alleyway, or they can just walk down the hallway or auditorium??
Scout: Thanks everyone for coming to our fashion show! This year we will be supporting Alzheimer’s Assocation! We have some interesting models this year! We will be hosting Battle of the force! Vote on whoever you think uses the force the most when they walk! Models, may the force be with you!
Male models enter stage: they walk really cool but no force, audience looks bored
Droids enter stage: they walk robot like but audience shake and look around and feel earthquake.
Scout enters stage: If you think the male models used the force the most, raise your hands!
No one raises hand
Scout: if you think the droids used the force the most, raise your hands
Everyone raises hand
Scout: so the droids win!
Audience claps, droids enter stage
Scout: here are your tickets to Manila as promised!
C3PO: Thank you everyone, I feel honored to –
R2D2: let’s just go
Pulls c3po off stage
At airport (mudd or main library gate, probably mudd because looks more like security check
Droids can’t get through security checkpoint because of their machinery, keep on beeping (remember to carry a book hidden somewhere so it beeps)
Camera close up to faces
Robots (hands to cheeks, open mouth, no sound): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (see the scream painting)
